All Noobs Must Die (2023) — Release Date, Cheats, Price & Requirements

All Noobs Must Die

A place where wishes come true! You just need to protect the obsidian portal from zombies. Mine resources with your pickaxe, build traps, and put them to use — let them grind the zombies into a juicy green…

14 September 2023

What All Noobs Must Die is

All Noobs Must Die was released in 2023. It is available on Nintendo Switch and PC (Microsoft Windows). It runs on Unity.

The premise, in the publisher's words

A place where wishes come true! You just need to protect the obsidian portal from zombies. Mine resources with your pickaxe, build traps, and put them to use — let them grind the zombies into a juicy green porridge! Funny meme endings!

Description from the publisher · source

How it plays

It is played from a third person perspective. Its themes are action and party. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component.

What it launched against

All Noobs Must Die launched on 14 September 2023, within three weeks of Starfield, Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty, Lies of P and Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition. It arrived 6 years into the Nintendo Switch's life, so it was built for hardware developers already knew well.

Released around the same time: Starfield, Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty, Lies of P, Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition.

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