I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking is an adventure developed by Frog & Dove Games, released 8 April 2026 on Linux and PC (Microsoft Windows).
What I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking is
I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking is an adventure game developed by Frog & Dove Games and released in 2026. It is available on Linux and PC (Microsoft Windows). It runs on Unity 6.
The premise, in the publisher's words
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
How it plays
Its themes are comedy and historical. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component.
What it launched against
I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking launched on 8 April 2026, within three weeks of Crimson Desert Enhanced, Pragmata, Replaced and Mouse: P.I. For Hire.
Released around the same time: Crimson Desert Enhanced, Pragmata, Replaced, Mouse: P.I. For Hire.
Official trailer
Sourced from the publisher’s YouTube channel.
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