Mosey the Pirate

Mosey, the Pirate Prophet, was the first among many of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Chosen People. His life wasn't always full of Pasta, Sauce, and exciting adventure. He bravely endured hardships of his early days as a short-order cook working in a diner under the cruel rule of Phil the Night Manager. And endure he did until witnessing how his fellow cooks suffered and deciding not to stand for Phil's tyranny anymore. Under the Flying Spaghetti Monster's inspiration, Mosey bested the Night Manager, led the cooks out of the diner chain, and led them to a life of Piracy, thus fulfilling his destiny to become one of the greatest figures in Pastafarian history. What followed was a life of…