Projekt Melody: A Nut Between Worlds!

You’ve done it! You’ve nutted the big nut and have earned your spot in Valhalla! With your soul untethered, you ascend to your rightful spot in the great mead hall, where endless tales and bottomless ale awaits! Wait… What’s this about a Goddess? A cyber world to save? Lustful hotties to lay?! That’s right! You’ve died to a nut! The greatest of warrior’s deaths! And as a reward, the Goddess herself has chosen you to be her hero, in order to save her virtual worlds from destruction! And how, do you ask, does an ordinary person save the entire goddamn multiverse from a world-eating Corruption that’s been running rampant? With a bit of luck, a lot of grit, and above-average sexual skills of…