PC requirements

The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile System Requirements

The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile needs at least Intel Core 2 Duo 2.8 GHz or equivalent, 1 GB RAM and OpenGL 3.0+ support (2.1 with ARB extensions acceptable) graphics. For the recommended experience you want Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD Athlon 64 X2 5600+, 2 GB RAM and OpenGL 3.2+ support graphics.

Verified Sources: Steam store listing
The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile minimum and recommended PC specifications
Component Minimum Recommended
Operating system Windows Vista Windows 7
Processor Intel Core 2 Duo 2.8 GHz or equivalent Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD Athlon 64 X2 5600+
Memory 1 GB RAM 2 GB RAM
Graphics OpenGL 3.0+ support (2.1 with ARB extensions acceptable) OpenGL 3.2+ support
Storage 1 GB available space 1 GB available space
Additional notes SDL_GameController devices fully supported SDL_GameController devices fully supported
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Other platforms

The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile is also available on these systems, where hardware is fixed and no per-PC check is needed:

Quick answers

Running The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile on PC

Can my PC run The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile?
Compare your CPU, GPU and RAM against the minimum column below. If your parts match or beat every minimum row, the game will launch — though you may need to lower settings. Matching the recommended column is what gets you 60fps at 1080p.
How much storage does The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile need?
1 GB available space
What is the difference between minimum and recommended specs?
Minimum means the game starts and is playable, usually at 30fps on low settings at 1080p. Recommended is the developer's target for a smooth 60fps experience at high settings.