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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

16 December 2025

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is an adventure developed by Hmph. Studios, released 16 December 2025 on PC (Microsoft Windows).

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What This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is an adventure game developed by Hmph. Studios and released in 2025. It is available on PC (Microsoft Windows) only. It runs on Unity 6.

How it plays

It is played from a side view perspective. Its themes are action. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component. Available modes: Co-operative, Multiplayer and Single player.

What it launched against

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf launched on 16 December 2025, within three weeks of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, Routine, Marvel Cosmic Invasion and Rhythm Doctor.

Released around the same time: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, Routine, Marvel Cosmic Invasion, Rhythm Doctor.

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When did This Is Why We Don't Play Golf come out?
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was released on 16 December 2025 for PC (Microsoft Windows).

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