Uncle Henry's Nuclear Waste Dump

Uncle Henry is always trying to make a fast buck, so when he discovered that thousands of corporations desperately needed a place to dispose of their nuclear waste, he started thinking. When Uncle Henry starts thinking, something bizarre usually follows. And it did! After six months of brainstorming, Uncle Henry celebrated the grand opening of his Nuclear Waste Dump. Hidden behind the local Sloppy Joe Hut, the waste dump was designed to handle vast quantities of discarded radioactive material. Soon Uncle Henry was rolling in dough, but there was too much waste for one man to handle. So he put an ad in the local paper-which of course you answered.