Wiseman: No More Breakups
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone…
Wiseman: No More Breakups is an arcade, released 20 July 2026 on Mac and PC (Microsoft Windows).
What Wiseman: No More Breakups is
Wiseman: No More Breakups was released in 2026. It is available on Mac and PC (Microsoft Windows). It runs on Unity.
The premise, in the publisher's words
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.
How it plays
It is played from a first person perspective. Its themes are action, comedy, romance and survival. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component.
What it launched against
Wiseman: No More Breakups launched on 20 July 2026, within three weeks of Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced, Beast of Reincarnation, Halo: Campaign Evolved and Big Walk.
Released around the same time: Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced, Beast of Reincarnation, Halo: Campaign Evolved, Big Walk.
Official trailer
Sourced from the publisher’s YouTube channel.
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