Wizard Harder or Get Laid Off
An evil baron poisoned the king's mind in the kingdom you hail from, convincing him that enchanted objects in the hands of simple goblins meant he could reduce headcount - that means you. Explore this new…
Wizard Harder or Get Laid Off is a card & board game developed by Old Man Baby Games, released 2 October 2026 on PC (Microsoft Windows).
What Wizard Harder or Get Laid Off is
Wizard Harder or Get Laid Off is a card & board game game developed by Old Man Baby Games and released in 2026. It is available on PC (Microsoft Windows) only.
The premise, in the publisher's words
An evil baron poisoned the king's mind in the kingdom you hail from, convincing him that enchanted objects in the hands of simple goblins meant he could reduce headcount - that means you. Explore this new town, complete quests, fight goblins, and increase your power to gain the favor of the king.
How it plays
Its themes are fantasy. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component. Available modes: Multiplayer and Single player.
What it launched against
Wizard Harder or Get Laid Off launched on 2 October 2026, within three weeks of Marvel's Wolverine, Control Resonant, Silent Hill: Townfall and Star Wars: Galactic Racer.
Released around the same time: Marvel's Wolverine, Control Resonant, Silent Hill: Townfall, Star Wars: Galactic Racer.
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