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You Suck at Football

A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?

4 August 2025

You Suck at Football is an adventure developed by Gorka Games, released 4 August 2025 on PC (Microsoft Windows).

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What You Suck at Football is

You Suck at Football is an adventure game developed by Gorka Games and released in 2025. It is available on PC (Microsoft Windows) only.

The premise, in the publisher's words

A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
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How it plays

It is played from a third person perspective. Its themes are action and horror. It is a single-player game with no multiplayer component. Available modes: Co-operative, Multiplayer and Single player.

What it launched against

You Suck at Football launched on 4 August 2025, within three weeks of Mafia: The Old Country, Donkey Kong Bananza, Wuchang: Fallen Feathers and Sword of the Sea.

Released around the same time: Mafia: The Old Country, Donkey Kong Bananza, Wuchang: Fallen Feathers, Sword of the Sea.

Official trailer

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Sourced from the publisher’s YouTube channel.

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When did You Suck at Football come out?
You Suck at Football was released on 4 August 2025 for PC (Microsoft Windows).

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